Here at Lovestruck.com, we love ‘LOVE’. But every now and then you encounter annoying couples that… we can’t help but cringe at. We took a poll.
Here they are in all their glory:
The social media sharers: This is the couple who basically conduct their relationship on Facebook and Twitter, filling each other’s walls with sweet nothings and comments about what they are going to do to each other later. #pipedown #youmakeusfeelabitsick
The TMI couple: They know everything about each other, from their last bowel movement, to their shared cat Sooty’s last bowel movement. If this is you, you are WAY too comfortable with your partner.
The “been there, done that” couple: Going on holiday somewhere exotic? They’ve been there. Family crisis? They have had one far worse. Sporting prowess? They almost made it to the London Olympics. Yes, that couple.
The feeders: These are the couples that order together and eat off each other’s plates, spooning food into each other’s faces like some sort of weird sex game. In our humble opinion, shoving food into mouths should be saved for meals at home only (or the odd spoonful here and there).
The matchmakers: This is the smug duo that has recently moved in together and wants the world to share the love. Invites to dinner parties where you are sat next to their other (nerdy, smelly, weird) single friend are very forthcoming. You are starting to make up ridiculous excuses as to why you are busy.
The “feet-straight-in” couple: They have had two dates but have already named their children and are talking about 2015 as being the year they walk down the aisle.
The “on/off” couple: You can’t keep track of these two. One day they hate each other and are finally over for good, the next day they are back together and talking about how loved up they are. You feel like your advice has gone to waste and quite frankly, you are bored.
The invisible partner: This is the friend you have had for eons but still haven’t met their girlfriend or boyfriend of two years. They say the distance is healthy but you are starting to think that they don’t exist.
Do you recognise the people in our little lists? Any other couple types to add? Tell us @lovestruck
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